A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.
Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!
An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).
My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.
A hardware ID (HWID) spoofer mostly used to unblocked games.
I got a woofer tool so I am unbanned in call of duty
An inferior subwoofer that cannot compete with the mainstream brands, and is made of subpar materials that results in lack of bass and early failure rates.
Schmidt was disappointed in his car subwoofer purchase at the state fairgrounds sale of the century, as he yelled "I never should have bought these damn pussy woofers for my Jimmy"
Someone who says their hobby is skydiving, but they’ve only done tandems and jumped once lol
Guy 1: Jim is so cool, he skydives every weekend!
Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem
Guy 1: what a liar
Look at that woofer over there! His dick is just dangling like so.
A prostitute that exchanges aexual favors in exchange for cocaine.
Lisa will do anything for a bump. She is a total sugar woofer.