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Darwin

Here's his theory in a simplified metaphor:

If you took a watch and ripped it apart, and dismantled it so that no piece was attatched to another in any way shape or form, and buried in the ground for a couple billion years, electrocuted it, exposed it to various chemicals, and let it sit, eventually, by some random Frankenstein's monster process, when you unburied it, you would have a complete, working watch.

Darwin though that happened with the first organic molecule 4 billion something years ago

No, of course that makes complete sense. It has to, or else you'll fail your freshman biology test

Darwin, as much as everyone wants your theory to make sense, I've got some news for you... You fail

by MTRCxY August 13, 2010

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Darwinism

A semi-scientific philosophy which claims that all life exists as a result of highly improbable circumstances and haphazard mutations a.k.a. "hopeful monsters." Darwinists have a tendency to proclaim that Darwinian evolution can account for everything (frog to a prince) while also appealing to ignorance in the face of massive gaps in their philosophy.

Darwinism is closely related to naturalism.

"The dogmatic apostles of Darwinism are a militant bunch."

by scenester November 16, 2005

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Darwined

To be looking at two pieces of evidence and concluding that they produced a third piece of evidence totally unrelated.

Dude, what is you brain fucking made out of meatloaf!? There is no way those two dogs gave birth to a non-dog, you must have been darwined high school.

by Word-slinger December 21, 2015

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Darwin

A girl who is apparently a β€œboy” but is actually secretly a girl and acts like one, or maybe he’s just gay, is one of those... Darwin is a weird rare name, a rare specie he is to be exact. Extremely weak & skinny thinks they are cute but really is not, looks like a gringa and is a wannabe Mexican.

Alondra: Darwin said he’s gonna try to come hang out with us tonight again for the 100th time

Ariana: he’s always hanging out with girls, sorry SHE*

by sonotari June 23, 2019

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Darwin Hoe

Tayla😈

Person: "Who's that Darwin Hoe?"
Me: "That SEXY girl Tayla"
Person: "She made that phrase"

by bbybbybbybby:) November 25, 2019


darwin-proof

To restrict access to a place to prevent someone from getting a Darwin Award by killing themselves with the sheer stupidity of their actions.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about the amusement park ride closing?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard that they had to darwin-proof it because some idiot broke the restraints for a selfie."

by SupaGamer2017 April 21, 2021


Darwin Outlaw

When someone is so stupid, and makes such dangerous life decisions they should have died. However they live on to make more bad choices.

This is a reference to those who accidentally kill themselves and are given the "darwin award" implying they died due to their lack of being evolved along with the remainder of the human race and their genes are being eliminated.

1) Can you believe he survived that fall? He is a total darwin outlaw.
2) I wish that darwin outlaw would be brought to justice.

by clownsec December 17, 2014