Gossip Head

A "Gossip Head" is a person obsessed with gossip.

They have a need to know everyone and every situation going on around them, but many times their information is flawed or inaccurate.

Gossip Heads will corner you many times and act interested in you to fish out any information, so they can spread it around to everyone they know.

They do this for many reasons: to feel important, to feel in control, out of boredom, etc.

Most Gossip Heads will waste your time and are semi-charming at first.

Man, I didn't realize she was such a "gossip head." Everything I told her was spread all over town.

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Gossip Sneezer

Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)

Boy: I told my homeboys what you said

Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer

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Gossip Girl

the reason you were late to work, had to call in sick, slept in, wasted your whole day on the computer. A reasonable excuse for everything.

1. Boss: "why were you late to work."
Dude:"Gossip Girl."
Boss: "hope u get better soon."

2. dude 1: "man whats with you?"
dude 2: "gossip girl."
dude 1: "Ah, I see."

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Gossip Turtle

Someone who does not participate in, promote or generally engage in office gossip.

"John did not know that Jack and Rachel were having an affair? He is such a gossip turtle."

hot gossip

intriguing gossip that is so shocking that brings much revelation that it's hot (temperature wise)

Kylie is cheating on JP with Linda that it brought much hot gossip to the town

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Gossip Promotion

When someone posts on their Facebook status just enough vague information to keep people talking and asking questions, thus promoting further gossip.

Susie Smith thinks Janie is the queen of Gossip Promotion with her status that says "Janie Doe is so upset and confused today, something big is going down at work."

gossip rag

a magazine or blog containing rumor, speculation, and trivial information, generally about celebrities. Often presented in a catty manner.

I spent all day reading about Britney Spears in the gossip rags.

InTouch Magazine, Star Magazine, see also, Defamer.com, GoFugYourself.com

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