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A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.
I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath
"Dude... Let's go to the Prophylactic Rodent concert."
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A cum Guzzling Rodent is a name that You can call someone. Its rude and obnoxious but is great for when someones yelling at you. If you call the a Cum Guzzling Rodent, they are guaranteed to laugh, and you probably will too.
You are such a Cum Guzzling Rodent!
Shut up you Cum Guzzling Rodent!
The wild rodent it a way to greet your friends informally. This is how you preform the wild rodent. First sit on you knees and move your head around. Then hop around whomever your doing it too. Then sniff them as you hoping.
I’m going to meet my friend and preform The Wild Rodent.
Get rid of pests (such as mice, rats or other small vermin) from a home, place of business or other dwelling place.
I put in a request to our Maintenance Dept. to de-rodentize the back part of our building.
any adherent to the political philosophies of socialism, communism, fascism, or liberalism who embrace the idea of wealth redistribution and government control of people and business.
Rodents were the principal cause of the detroitification of the Motor City.
You mean “Rodent?” That duplicitous raw-dog, he gives new and sinister meaning to the term “twinning”.
“He’s so sweet! Any girl would be so lucky to have him as her guy!”
“Wait and watch. He’s a closet-rodent. Best to let that pack of deluded bullshit just scurry by. So sad though, he really thinks he’s something.”