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A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.
I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath
"Dude... Let's go to the Prophylactic Rodent concert."
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A cum Guzzling Rodent is a name that You can call someone. Its rude and obnoxious but is great for when someones yelling at you. If you call the a Cum Guzzling Rodent, they are guaranteed to laugh, and you probably will too.
You are such a Cum Guzzling Rodent!
Shut up you Cum Guzzling Rodent!
Someone who plays or acts like a rodent. Described as scared, cowers away immediatley when danger is in sight, but then comes out to swoop in on the reward when no consequences are in sight.
*playing a battle royale*
*gets a kill after a near death experience*
*boom*
*killed by some random guy crounching around a corner*
THESE RODENT TENDENCIES PLAYERS MAAAAAAANNNN!!!!
Someone:sonic. me: blue sprint rodent.
The wild rodent it a way to greet your friends informally. This is how you preform the wild rodent. First sit on you knees and move your head around. Then hop around whomever your doing it too. Then sniff them as you hoping.
I’m going to meet my friend and preform The Wild Rodent.
A women who is not afraid to gather and devour 2nd hand cum from any source available ,no matter what state the jism appears to be in.
"Sally is such a Cum Rodent. I caught her nibbling the curtains the morning after Roger fucked me and tried to blow out the window and got the curtains"