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a combination of a donkey punch to the cerebrial brainstem, a cherry danish resembling a the Wilkes Booth move, and then then shave the pubes of the giver and apply them to the come soaked area on her face resembling a 60's (1860's) beard.
After realizing that she had slept her way throught the civil period of her AP US history course, Teela agreed to exchange an Abe Lincoln from her teacher for a passing grade.
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when your divin on a girl with a hairy bush and you look up at her and say "four score and seven years ago"
try it! she'll laugh her ass off
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When you are getting head and are about to bust, have one of your boys come in and simultaniously blast a wad on the back of her neck. She will think that the nut blew through the back of her head. Just like Abe in the theatre.
Perfected at West Virginia University...
Beverly Avenue
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While fucking a girl in the ass, take your shit covered dick out and wipe her shitty poo poo where, if she was abe lincoln, her side burns and beard would be. much like a Dirty Sanchez.
Then bend her back over, and once you are about to come, pull out and shoot her in the back of the head.
I finished that bitch off with an Abe Lincoln, just how the poor guy died in that theater.
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When someone shaves off their pubic hair and superglues them to another person's face.
Craig passed out, let's give him an Abe Lincoln!
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Inventer of the lincoln logs :)
Little wooden logs ...... yaaaaaaa
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come on guys, the sex act definitions are just wrong and disgusting. all of you people who defined them are sexist mysogynists who I hope will never get a girl on whom they could try this technique.
anyways, honest abe was quite possibly the greatest president the us has ever had. he freed the slaves, united the country, and lived in a log cabin.
abe lincoln was an awesome president.
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