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When your knocked on your arse by a 5ft 3 dundonian
Laura’s twatted graeme and he’s laying sparkled on the floor tits akimbo
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How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:
1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.
To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.
Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?
Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.
Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
The most hated weapon in all of codm. If you use this, I dont consider you as my friend.
Nerf the Akimbo Fennec
Flash back to 2009: “ this guy has akimbo pistols what a fucking pussy dude”
It just means your gay, comes from the game CODM, during its time it inspired a whole community of gays. That's about it.
Hey man, you're kinda akimbo rn, ur using the fennec so gotta stop, go back to being man, man.