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while in the same vecinity two or more individual begin passing gas back and forth until it finally ends in tragedy; anal conversation
(Mike walks into the room)
Mike- holy shit it smells it here
Tizzle- yeah me and ebby are having an anal argument, his ass just wont shut up
Ebby-well ur ass has a big mouth
Mike- dont get my ass started on that
Tizzle- well my ass does have a point
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A competition to see who throw the most shit at their opponent in a given time period.
Political arguments are great!
Heavy-hearted feeling experienced the morning after having a heated, extended or particularly wounding argument with a spouse or partner. (Sometimes intensified when accompanied by actual hangover.)
Man, my wife went right into the crazy zone last night, we fought for two hours straight, and this morning I had the worst argument hangover.
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The Emo Argument is the back and fourth and back and fourth and back and fourth Def. Wars argument people engage in, concerning all things "Emo" on the Urban Dictionary. The argument always involves something to the effect of one or more of the following:
- weather BEING emo is cool or not
- weather "emo" music is good or bad.
- weather emo is "scene" or not.
- what emos look like and weather this is good or bad
- what emos act like and weather it's good or bad.
- weather emos are "posures" are not.
- weather emo is blah blah-bla, bla bla bla bla-blah. BLAH-BLA BLAH! OMGWTF!!!11!LOL!
Weather one is for or against Emo, there are more useless "definitions" on Emo on this site, than you could ever hope to shake a stick at.
The Emo Argument is something to this effect:
Anti-Emo Idiot: stupid emo fucks are douche bag gay ass faggots! Bloo bla-blah!
Pro-Emo Idiot: Hey fuckers, emo is cool and shit! Emo has been around since blah-blah-blah!!!
Anti-Emo Idiot: metal kicks emo's ass! My Chemical Romance is faggoty pussy emo music! Blah, bla bla blah! Bloo blah!
Normal Person: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES!!!!
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When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!
Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.
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A fight with a woman that is so trivial that it can only be associated with that time of the month.
Ironic because, despite being associated with a period, you will never see the end of it(.)
Male Friend 1: She said that I accused her of lying about how she enjoys reading.
Male Friend 2: Are you serious? That is such a period argument.
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An argument in which one person clearly has won, but the other person still gets their way.
John: "This sucks. I got in an argument with my little brother today, now I have to pay for his XBox Live."
Dave: "No way, you could totally win an argument with Jake!"
John: "I won, but it was a Parent Argument. He got on his back and started bawling, so my parents butted in. Now I don't have any extra money!"