Asian

Sometimes, what we are just might be a good excuse for everything...

Boyfriend: Why was that 40 year old guy talking to you?!?
Girl: Uh, probably because I'm Asian?
Boyfriend: Ha ha, oh! I get you. Asian fever. Heh heh.

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asian

Smartest people in the world. Really good at committing large crimes and not getting caught.

I have never seen an Asian in jail.

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Asianated

Asianated, also known as ASIAN take over, occurs in many parts of the world, especially in the Vancouver Canada West side of town. Asianated situations can be defined when a whole pack of asians take over and infest the area.

We were deciding to play basketball in the gym afterschool but as soon as we walked into the gym, we were asianated by their asian babminton practice.

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asian

Someone who is better than you at everything

Bob- how does that guy do that so well?
John-he's Asian
Bob-oh yeah

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Asians

Someone who is from the far east. Not to be confused with azn.

Even though the continent of Asia is implyed, typically "Asian" does not include Russians, Indians, Pakistanis, etc.

I am from Japan, China, Vietnam, Korea, or Cambodia, etc. Therefore, I am Asian.

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asianism

1. A characteristic that is normally attributed to Asian people.

2. A strong bias towards people of Asian heritage.

3. A blindness towards differences in Asian races.

1. Claire: "I'm so good at math." Lee Won: "What the fruit? Stop stealing my asianisms."

2. Willie: "Oh my god. I just love Asians so much. I wish I was Asian. Then I would be cool like Jung Ho Pak." Misaki: "Hehehe, your asianism is velly silly. White people are cool too, you know."

3. Michael: "You're such a hot Thai girl, Tiffany." Tiffany: "Shut up, loser, I'm Vietnamese!"

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Asianitis

1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.

(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.

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