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When a pot-hole is paved over with asphalt, resulting in an elevated spot on the road. This term derives from George, who is the owner of a major asphalt company.
Woah! Did you see that pot-hole? They really need to get a george of asphalt on there.
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Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.
I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.
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1. A prostitute who walks streets or roads, a streetwalker
Tony got pinched when he tried to buy some asphalt pussy on main street.
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The puddle of vomit found on the parking lot of any Sports Bar / Restaurant.
While walking on the parking lot heading towards Joe's Pub, I noticed a lone crow feasting on an asphalt quesadilla left by a late night bar patron.
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During sexual intercourse, after a black man gives a woman a creampie, he quickly pulls out and roughly yet passionately presses his now flaccid dick over the girl's forehead, flattening it straight out. The guy's dick sticks down to her forehead like a layer of fresh, hot, asphalt in the Georgia heat.
Yo Jamal, you remember that bitch Juliesa? Saturday night I laid that bitch flat and gave her a Georgia Asphalt.
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Is a noob owner/driver of a very expensive & perpetually immaculate 4WD; they never take the vehicle off-road and use the vehicle as it was originally intended, mostly because they have lower than average driving skills.
*Big shiny expensive Toyota 4WD with shiny rims a pulls up at intersection*
Bystander: "stupid asphalt cowboy...."
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Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.
"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."
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