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When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.
Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?
Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.
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to drop one, or to make an excretion
It smells in there! What were you doing? Sinking a battleship?
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The Game played when you want your IDE Drives or Devices ie, CD drives, Hard Drives, etc. to work properly, but when the documentation is unavailable for whatever reason. Jumpers are small connection devices used to connect pins on circuitboards, or attatched to circuitboards, such as on Hard Drives, etc, to allow for more options.
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wordplay on a popular board/style game. Tends to be followed by a letter, then number, then "hit!", or "miss!" or a collection of letter, then numbers, depending on the letter/number combination of the jumper, and whether the resulting combination of jumpers allows the device to work properly or not.
"one i'm going to play some more jumper battleship to see if i can get this ATAPI 24x to work...j-4......hit!"
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A set of rims (wheels) on a car with a higher offset than is socially acceptable. This means the rims sit far within the guard, an undesirable look in car communities which endorse the "hellaflush" style of wheel fitment. This offset can lead to the rims described as being "sunk" into the guard.
The term "sunk" was eventually linked to the popular saying, "You sunk my battleship."
The word "battleship" then began to be used as a verb in this context, leading to the term "Battleship Rims".
That commodre is such a boat, its even rolling on battleship rims.
Those rims are too battleship on my car, I'm going to have to run spacers to get them to sit flush.
1. n. a synonym for "windows classic" theme in any windows since 95. a ho hum gray color for everything, not exciting, but takes no processor power to print. which is why it still exists.
2. n. name of the color used in the windows classic theme. on the RBG scale it is #DDDDDD.
1. WPF instructor: Now you see by just changing this value we take the application out of the old battleship gray and in to the more exciting windows aero.
2. Lead Dev: Program is coming along great. but there is so much battleship gray... perhaps we should get this over to design.
When you try to book something important in your diary and realise there is already something there.
We're playing diary battleship at the moment, "Direct hit!!" you just sank my meeting.
peeing on the floaters in your crapper
"What took you so long in there?"
"I crapped a little and then played battleship."
"Any luck?"
"Yeah, i sank my aircraft carrier."
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