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a hot, quick fuck, especially at a club or party.
So you blogged that bitch in the parking lot, eh Captain?
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Blog is short for "web log" a popular way to journal your life online for everyone to read.
When you're with someone and something blog-worthy happens, then you say "Blog It" to them. It is a suggestion for the other person to note the incident in their blog.
Neil: "I can't believe that just happened."
Chad: "Dude, you have to Blog It."
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An archaic form of web communication. Long replaced by the YouTube video blogs and twitter. Still preferred by individuals who are too ugly for video blogs and two wordy to condense their overblown thoughts and experiences into 140 characters.
Me: Hi Bob, I heard you went on a date. Was she cute?
Bob: She wasn't so much cute. More like blog cute.
Me: Mother of god. I'm so so sorry.
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blobs are shit.
Say you google something, you come across a blog which in the little info given on google to have the exact answer for what you're looking for. Say you google "How to sit down" , you see a blog as one of the options and in the info it says "How to sit down, first...) so you think "oh thats what i want" and click on it. you're greated by this style
how to sit down is well known but if you need a specific idea on how to do so then
how to sit down
*** So you think "Oh, ill click that..it's what i want." You're greated by another shitty blog ***
if you were directed here because you don't know how to sit down then click here please.
*** "Oh which do i click, I guess "here" BAM ANOTHER BLOG WITH THE SAME SHIT FORMAT! ***
we can't be assed to answer that question right now so please visit the correct site.
by clicking here
*** "OH GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU BLOGS!!!" clicks there ***
virus
***OH U GOD DAMN FAGS FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID WEB PAGES FILLED WITH WORTHLESS SHIT***
me: blogs are fucking piles of shit
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Blog (or weblogs) were originally intended to link the interesting URLs found on the Internet and provide some commentary on those. In addition they provided reader with feedback possibility in the comment- section.
Currently the word blog is ubiquitous term to online diary, an unappealing personal webpage or electronic collection of (short) notes which closely resemble reference material for mental patient medical record.
Most of the blogs are visited by randomly stumbling visitors or someone familiar with author reading the blog entries out of morbid interest.
"Today I wrote on my blog about the queuing in the local grocery store and the service I received".
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1.) a web-log.
2.) an online journal used to express or tell of one's feelings, thoughts, recent activities. may be used to communicate with friends or strangers.
Jeremy posted his poetry on his blog to vent his feelings.
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Jenny blogged often to complain about her daily annoyances.
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n. (short for weblog) 1. summary of webmaster activities in the form of a journal, hosted on a website
2. short writings on the internet of poor quality
"Nobody gives a sweet Christ about your website, let alone your blog"
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