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The act of performing oral sex with the use of teeth resulting in blue balls and an irritated member. The irritated member the prevents ejaculation resulting in prolonged exposure to blue balls.
"Dude, Adriana gave me a bluetooth and I've been throbbing for a week."
"After a night of hardcore laxing, natty light, and hours of bluetooth i woke up this morning to a bloody dick and sore balls"
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The social act of exchanging files, information, and what else is in your mobile phone or PDA through the use of bluetooth} file transfer technology.
Joe: Hey guys, what do you think of this?
Jane and Jill: Don't disturb us. Don't you see we are bluetoothing?
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1. The state of appearing insane to people who can't see your wireless headset for your cell phone.
2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.
Dude:"Did you see that crazy guy talking to himself on the corner?"
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."
When an Arab who has a headwrap has their cell phone lodged into the headwrap so they may talk hands-free. I have actually seen this.
You: Wtf that guy has a cell phone sticking out of his turban and he's talking on it!
Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.
When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.
I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.
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Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.
Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
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When a person who frequently uses a Bluetooth device begins to continuously hallucinate that they are on the phone.
My partner wound up being treated for his Bluetooth psychosis which had its origins in his inflated sense of self-importance.