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woman's candidate

A male who is cute, sexy, fine or otherwise considered attractive, but not a guy you would snatch up like a kidnapper.

This could be because you aren't sure he's the one you want yet, or because you do not chase men.

Kayla: Damn he's hot

Carla: Go getcha man girl

Kayla: Well I don't chase men cuz they chase me lol

Carla: Aw so he just a woman's candidate

Kayla: Yea exactly

by Optical_Epilepsy May 9, 2011

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Candidate sourcing

posting a fake job opening in order to bring experienced candidates, people desperate for a job, in for an "interview", when all the company is really after is competitive information, free consultants, multiple opinions, or to teach them how to do something they are too inept to figure out themselves

I thought I was going for a real job interview but they were just candidate sourcing to give the "hiring" manager a clue of what products to develop next

by Ira T. Ejobhunter September 9, 2011

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Dementiacratic candidate

Donald Trump's projected vision of Joe Biden.

Sleepy Joe doesn't have the mental capacity, I mean, he's, what? 70-ish-something? I'm a perfect specimen, extremely young, full, flowing, magnificently brilliant, not like the Dementiacratic candidate. They'll never tell you this, but... person. woman. man. camera. tv. Did I ever mention I aced that test?

by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020

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write-in candidate

The best way to insure that other people will determine your future.

"If it comes down to Biden, my write-in candidate will be Bernie, because Bernie shares my values. I know, I know, I'll be throwing away my vote and helping Trump get re-elected. I know, but what matters most is my conscience."

"Uh... actually? ... that's not what matters most."

by Monkey's Dad March 10, 2020

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Tea Party Candidate

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.

Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

by rebirth of keynes October 6, 2010

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Losing Candidate Denial

The condition where people refuse to remove a bumper sticker that displays their losing Presidential Candidate choice.

Look at that fool, he STILL has THREE McCain/Palin bumper stickers on his car's ass. Talk about a serious case of Losing Candidate Denial.

by renoryn January 7, 2009


Raw Dog Candidate

An upstanding girl who you could have unprotected sex with because it seems very unlikely she would have an STD.

Emily was a raw dog candidate, or RDC. She recently passed an STD test, takes birth control diligently, got her vaccines, and is definitely not a slut.

by Vaginal McPube December 18, 2010

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