A cardboard ZAK is protection
Oh no here comes Lauren where is my cardboard zak
An item used by Solid Snake in the Metal Gear series to avoid detection. Snake can get a little weird with his cardboard box, like in MGS3 where he tells someone that the box is "his destiny"
"Hey, what's that?"
*Looks at cardboard box*
"Just a box"
*Turns back, Snake jumps out and blows away the guard*
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When you're a preteen and you feel a little rambunctious and horny and the rents go in your room to pick up the laundry an find hard boxers from last night's fun....oh they know....they always know what you did.
Little Timmy shoved his cardboard boxers into Dorothy's face making her smell his dehydrated love juice.
My mother found the cardboard boxers from when i fooked Betsy in the back seat of my minivan....
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An ode to the 1980s style of breakdancing on a flaten piece of cardboard in the streets. The act of impressing a boy/girl by showcasing how well they can dance.
Dalton: Hey Luke, how the hell are you going to impress Kacie?
Luke: I think a stroll down the cardboard catwalk will do the trick.
Dalton: Okay, but your white so I'd stick to the acoustic guitar.
Luke: Oh please. I'm the blackest white person in Lafayette County.
n. any pre-packaged frozen pizza with a tough thin crust of cardboard consistancy; can also refer to thicker pies with a similarly crappy crust.
a cardboard pizza can usually be identified by its cardboard backing.
"hey honey, throw a coardboard pizza in the oven and I'll get us a movie."
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a small apartment, house, or trailor that is in very poor condition. usually in poor neighborhoods and large cities.
you don't want to come to my house, it's a cardboard box.
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To truly show someone that they love you and want to oh you know
Aye I wanna lemon cardboard with {insert name here}
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