gently caress

n. joy, love
v. to love, or to have a good time.

"I wish I was gently caressing right now."
"Me too."

"I gently caress you."
"I gently caress you too."

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caressed by the devil

opposite of being touched by an angel, when you take a shit so messy and disgusting it gets all over your ass and anus.

"Oh my god, I was caressed by the devil last night. It wasn't pretty."

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caress me down

A very dank song by Sublime.

"So she told me to come over and I took that trip,
And then then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
And when it came out, it went *drip drip drip*
I didnt know she had the G.I. Joe, kung fu grip" -Caress Me Down

Only Sublime could pull off a song about getting a handjob.

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Novelty Gently Caress

In forums, you can't use curse words, so some people say Gently Caress in the place of "fuck". i.e. we gently caressed all night. Therefore, a Novelty Gently Caress is a Novelty Fuck. When someone has sex with someone they normally wouldn't because that person offers something different, a novelty, such as having sex with an obese person, a paraplegic, or someone of different race (or maybe even gender).

I heard Sue and Ginger hooked up. Sue says it was a novelty gently caress, though.

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Caress my pp

Another way to say "caress my pet puppy"

Me: I reccomend not to caress my pp.
My GF: why not?
Me: she always bites me

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Caress my pp

Another way to say "Caress my pet puppy"

Me: I reccomend you don't caress my pp
My GF: why not?
Me: she always bites

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National caress day

On the 1st of December you can caress girls

Andy: It’s national caress day

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