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the act of cumming in a girls vagina and continuing the pumping action. This churns the cum into a cottage cheese like substance.
Tasmin was really horny the other night so her boyfriend decided a cottaging was in order.
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the act of casual sex with someone in the public bogs usually poofs cottage
fucking hell man wooow do you know what the fuck i was thinking about
what
cottaging have you went bastard cottaging before
no but i was cottaging to find a fucking cottage
your a dickhead
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a place in the middle of the forest where Baxter and Donkey lived and *made music*
person 1: hey have you heard about the cottage of love?
person 2: hell yeah!
An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trump’s fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.
Unknowing victim: “I just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.”
Me: “BLOCK THEM!”
Visible and pronounced cellulite
She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.
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someone who’s style/aesthetic is like snow whites. u love to pick flowers and stroll through quiet meadows. and baking treats and wearing blousy dresses and shirts. you’re very kind hearted and you’re super sweet
me: wow i wish i had cottage core aesthetic
also me: i wanna be trendy😗✌️
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Rubbng one out in an outhouse with a flaming STD.
Wow! That cottage fire I had last night is still burning.