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The overwhelming feeling of panic you get just before meeting someone (possibly a serial killer) from Craigslist to buy or sell goods.
Craigslist anxiety causes you to wonder why you play Russian Roulette with your life to buy a discounted pair of speakers or sell something that probably should have been chucked in the garbage.
I just had the worst case of Craigslist anxiety, but I lived and scored the cheapest copy of Rosetta Stone ever!
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A person who posts ads on Craigslist who have no idea what their items are worth. They start with an absurdly high price hoping that someone as dim witted as they are will pay it. Often uses incorrect grammar and a bevy of misspellings in their ads.
This Craigslist Idiot wants $1000 for a blender. What a moron.
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One of three things, all of which are not sweet:
1. A morbidly obese woman with an IQ of about 60. At best: a height and weight disproportionate woman who is needy, lonely, and living with at least 6 cats. Ads of this type will usually have a spelling or grammatical error in the title, but can be identified as genuine by a specific subdistrict or colloquial neighborhood of the given metro area specified as their location. They will typically request that men not send pictures of their genetalia in their responses, yet if your response shows any signs of intelligence they will be indimidated as well. Presumably, if you are a fat, stupid, and lonely male, you could find a potential soul mate here.
2. A pretense of a young attractive woman interested in a somewhat older man with the intent of collecting email addresses for which low-budget pornographic material advertisements can be distributed to. These are typically more overt and direct but are marked by the poster having a posting location omitted or listed simply as the corresponding city. A response to one of these ads nearly always results in subscribing yourself to pregnant asian porn to your email several times an hour.
3. A decent chick who may or may not already have a boyfriend who is throwing up a personal ad solely for her own amusement and the satisfaction of her curiosity to see what kind of fucked up rejects there are in her community. Many of these have resemblances to type 2 ads, but often look very genuine and too good to be true and if you respond to them you typically get no reply as opposed to an immediate reply linking you to a web cam site.
1. "I went on a date with a craigslist girl and it cost me 70 bucks. And we went to McDonald's and ate off the dollar menu..... not sweet"
2. "I replied to this craigslist girl and now my inbox in flooded with links to transexual grannies blowing donkeys on a live cam.... not sweet"
3. "I replied to this craigslist girl last week hoping she'd holla back........... but alas I'm stuck jerking off to those grannies blowing donkeys on a live cam..... not sweet"
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a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.
The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.
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Simply put, a job that nobody wants. This job could be anything from a bathroom attendant to the camera mans assistant at a shotgun wedding. There is no formal hiring process and the pay is anything but competitive.
*At Shotgun Wedding*
Cam: Do you see that camera mans assistant in the corner drinking free booze? I want that job.
Nate: Nah bro, that’s a Craigslist job.
Term for a female that sells herself for sex on craigslist.
Look at this craigslist ho, wait, doesn't she work upstairs?
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Emailing and or calling about an item for sale on craigslist, setting an appointment to see it, buy it/pick it up and then not showing up or returning the person's emails or calls.
When you email a person for an item on craigslist, schedule a time to pick it up and dont show up to get it you are "pulling a craigslist".