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A “Sperm Cramp” is a phenomenon that occurs every month for males, in which there is immense pain in the ballsack for extended periods of time.
“Women will just never understand the pain men go through with sperm cramps.”
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Cap cramps are cramps that you get in your stomach and sometimes intestines from eating really spicy foods high on the scoville scale or hot peppers that you are not used to. Cap cramps are spice cramps. This is followed by scoville craps (spicy butt).
I ate 25 cayenne peppers and got cap cramps.
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British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.
Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.
You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.
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The lovely look on your face after you wake up
Example A
Bob: Dude, how was last night?!
Bobert: ...it was great until I woke up and discovered her nasty morning cramp in the face.
Example B
Morning time
Jim: Who the heck are you?
Beatrice: Shut up Jim!
Jim: Whoa, it's you Beatrice? You have one gnarly cramp in the face...
In human males, the intellectual or emotional stabbing pain created by the seemingly irreconcilable contradictions in human female statements, behaviour, responses or expectations. Paradox cramps are usually but not exclusively experienced in heterosexual romantic relationship interdynamics.
Human Female: “Of course I wanted to talk to you. That’s why you shouldn’t have called me.” or “Yes, I know I told you to do it, and you did it right away. That’s why I am angry at you.”
Human male: “Understood. Apropos of nothing at all, where do you keep your Tylenol 3s / bourbon?”
Scientist: "Thus we see a paradox cramp, inducing standard response behaviour."
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When you have a daily or weekly routine then someone comes along and you can not complete your routine. So there for someone has changed your cool routine.
Alana: Hey you guys wanna go to subway with me?
Alex: Hell yea
Paolo: Yea ill go but someone got to pay for me.
Jackie: Sorry guys can't go got Brittney
First 3: Ight jackie
Alex: Damn she is cramping the swag.
RIP Brittney
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Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.
"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"
"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."
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