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A dictionary about dicks
Wanna look at dicks look in the dicktionary.
The Fabled book that 1 in 126,540 women have. It contains every man that they have ever had sex as well as a ranking on how they performed
Fred: I saw Sarah's Dicktionary
Jim: How did you Rank?
Fred: 15th!
Jim: Dude, arn't you married to her?
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When a girl has the choice of having sex with a plethora of different men and she cant decide who to have sex with so she looks at their penises to decide.
"I couldnt decide who to sleep with, so i had to look in the Dicktionary.
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A dictionary for all the different ways you can say penis.
"Is tally-wacker still an accepted way to say penis?"
"I dunno let me check my dicktionary"
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A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.
If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.
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A noun that designates a self-proclaimed and public dictionary for people who find themselves funny. Mostly used for instant and private jokes between weird persons. Can be online, free and quite hilarious.
X. "Hey homie, i found such a motherfuckin' play on words while I was stone. Check that out, it's gonna be so amazing."
Y. "No no, dude, save it for the online Dicktionary, I want the whole world to laugh with us!"
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someone who won't share there dictionary despite the fact their friend is in need.
Jose: Sophie could i borrow your dictionary?
Sophie: NO! get your own.
Jose: Ugh, you are such a DICKtionary!
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