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A fake dick basically. It is mostly used for lesbians for sex because neither have a dick.
Girl #1: I got a dildo from my mom's drawer wanna play? ;)
Girl #2: of course!
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can't do anything by themselves
"can u help me plz" "Damn it you can't do anything yourself you fucking dildo"
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to invite yourself into a private place or conversation
He's always dildo-ing into my room without knocking. It's annoying.
Is it cool if I dildo into your conversation? I don't want to be the guy that just stands around by himself at a party.
I didn't know anybody there... I just dildo-ed in and started talking to people.
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A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.
All I need is my dildo.
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Dual Income Little Dog Owners
That new couple down the road are dildos.
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One very lucky peice of plastic
dude1:man i never get any.
dude2:i know what your sayin man,sometimes i wish i was a dildo.
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A large falic object that a femail preferes to vigorusly ram into her vaginal area when a real penis is not avalibal at her disposal. She may even ask for another person to do it for her. Homosexual men prefer to ram this falic tool into their anus.
That is one big fucking dildo!!
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