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Usually used in regards a woman. after you get past all the glamor and glitz, there is nothing worth staying for.
Man: thought you liked her
Man 2: no turned out to be an empty dress
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similar to a "lil Black dress"...A HOT ass dress that demands ones attention!
"Ladies look here, when you been with your man for a long time
Every time and then you gotta go back in the closet and pull out that freakum dress" ~Beyonce
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A dress that gives the illusion of the girl being naked. Originated in Sex and the City in which Carrie wears a flesh-toned dress, resulting in a pre-dinner hookup on a first date with Mr. Big.
Girl 1: What should I wear to the Lambdas party on Saturday!
Girl 2: Wear your naked dress!
Time to hit the gym. Naked dress to kill!
1. An illusion.
2. A fluke of bad lighting.
3. Irreconcilable confusion.
The metaphor originates from an image of a dress which gained instant internet notoriety because the lighting in the photograph caused the dress to appear unquestionably deep-blue & black to many viewers, and obviously white & gold to many others. The dress was actually gold and white, but the human eye's perception of the shades often causes misinterpretations.
1. An amputee may still feel the missing limb, but it is a blue dress. The senses betray.
Pedestrians were in awe while viewing a hole to the center of the Earth in downtown Manhattan. They knew it was a blue dress - a sidewalk painting that used perspective to trick their eyes- but it was incredible.
The advertisement for the fast-food hamburger was a blue dress. The burger looks completely different in reality.
2. Her date's appearance was a blue dress. He looked beautiful in white-light, and frightful in dim light.
3. The comedy act "Who's on first" is a blue dress. Few people even try to understand.
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Phrase that means perfectly dressed in the most fashionable attire. Would most likely be used in evening attire fashion such as being dressed for a formal occasion in which a person would dress their best to command as much respect and attention as possible.
We could tell the black tie event was the most important of the social season. Everyone was dressed to the nines.
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Monthly holiday;
The celebration that occurs the first Wednesday of every month in which girls and women of all ages celebrate femininity and not wearing pants by wearing a dress, usually a cute sundress of sorts. This holiday originated in Tampa, and still mostly only exists there, but its originators hope for it to spread to the world, so play along, it's fun (:
Girl to Friend:"Hey, what's with everyone wearing dresses today?"
Friend:"Duhhh, it's Dress Day! How did you not get the memo?"
OR
Lonely Girl:"I lost all of my friends because I was too much of a loser to participate in Dress Day even though dresses are extremely comfortable and adorable! Sad all over."
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To withdraw the penis just prior to climax during sexual intercourse and subsequently deposit a hot load on the female's mons, thigh, abdomen or stomach.
Carla loves unprotected sex but always makes her lover serve his dressing on the side.
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