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Name given to a man who has exceptional abilities in seemingly an endless number of topics. For some reason however; God decided to make all Elias' considerably unskilled in basketball. For they have no ability to play the game and seem to have no concept of how to stop anyone else from scoring.
I saw that man named Elias lift a car with one arm, but he never could stop Kurt from scoring when playing one on one in basketball. Simply amazing!
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Elias is the best boyfriend ever!
The sweetest guy ever, treat you like a princess, so strong and keep you safe.
He is a very Godly man -
sorry girls, he is mine.
"Who's that handsome guy over there?" - Person 1
"That's Elias!" - Person 2
Someone who leaves poop stains everywhere he goes
“Come on elias not again”
“I can’t help it”
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A male scared of everything the world could offer. He is very very very very very very short.
btw ben dover
Let's just say.... The devil made me do it ;) - Elias
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Elias is a poor mortal being that thinks, he is not. Often very fit, plays alot of different sports, but like to sit on the toilet for a long while. He acts wise, to hide the vacuum thats in his hear. But Elias is a very gentle and caring guy. He is more of a mans-man then a womens-man, but loves his Milk more then anyone else. Elias has two sides. One side, where he is kind and helpfull and the other side, where he is mean. When he gets made fun of he likes to go into the offensive-deffense where he makes the other guy feel bad for making a joke. This he does very often, even if the other guy didnt inted to hurt him or even make fun of him. Elias often has goods friends, who care for him and lile him. In most cases, they know eachother for a long time and play alot of games together. But otherwise, Elias is a very quiet and socialy akward person, who lets his attraktivness do the job. If your a Elias and your reading this. I want to tell you that you can be proud of who you are. Your friends love you for who you are! Your family does to! Congrats.
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Elias is the type of guy that likes to elbow people. He can't fight and he can't get some girls, he loves elbowing people alot.
Do you wanna hang out with me and Elias?
No, he elbows me all the time.
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Is a careful person that knows you better than yourself the second you are spotted. Has a vast network and most others think their rules apply when absolutely nothing applies to this individual. This person may be intuitive or calculated. This person can be courageous and sometimes elusive. If this person is spotted* a game or not, watch out! You can talk all you want as he is a great listener but don’t lie, as he is also responsible for others.... Be appropriate around all adult or children named Elias the usual omen and rarely a fortune are associated with such a name. If at all ever rises concerns be sure Elias has your best interest.
Rah rah: Man I forgot, but, Elias handled it for me.
Person 2: No shit,, then we have nothing to worry about.
Rah rah: That’s right.
Person 2: Call him.