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A mythical creature often found in fantasy stories. These creatures are well known for being the whores of the fantasy world, and are often idolized by nerdy men, ages 13-45.
"Peter Pan has a weakness for fairies"
"Christopher bought a sports illustrated calendar: fairies edition"
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generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.
"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"
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A person who, when walks in the sunlight, glistens brightly. They have the ability to walk or run fast, climb trees by bear crawling, and usually suck dick.
Sometimes confused as vampires.
Edward: "I'm a vampire, Bella."
Bella: "You suck cock, not blood. You're a fairy."
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god like creatures that live in all electrical appliances and controlle them
1.toaster pixies
2.DVD pixies
3.TV pixies
etc etc
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why the toaster works
the toaster are pleased, the toast is good
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1. A major insult to a person
2. A major flaming homosexual
1. God Steve is such a Fairy
2. Steve is a fairy fruitcup
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to get fairied is to get drunk, originating from the feeling of having fairies dance on one's fingertips when inebriated.
Dude, i got so fairied last night that i passed out on the stairs of some random house after drinking all the maple syrup from the kitchen
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