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A sexual position in which the male proceeds to chew at least four pieces of cinnamon gum, then fashions a condom out of said chewed gum. Then immediately applies condom to penis then violently makes love to women (preferably of Mexican background) until she squirts, resembling a fire truck.
Man I gave Rosita that dank Mexican Firetruck last night, and she loved it.
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When you get on all fours, make siren noises, and urinate on your girlfriend in honor of Odin.
"last night I gave Jennifer the viking firetruck."
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Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.
“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”
“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”
“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”
When somebody puts ice on his/her dick until it turns red and then someone gives that person a blowjob.
Jerry: Hey Lakeisha, get your ass in this bed and give me a Chinese Firetruck!!!
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When you get on all fours, make siren noises, and urinate on your girlfriend in honor of Odin.
"last night I viking firetrucked my girl for Valhalla."
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When a man ices his cock until it turns bright red and then performs oral sex on up to 3 lovers. Man or Woman
Bob brought home his girlfriend Brittany and told her they should go all the way. But not 3rd base. Chinese firetruck
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A game where two people put their hands on eachother's inner thigh, slowly sliding up at the same pace until someone says "red light" to stop.
A twist to this game is that we all firetrucks don't stop at red lights.
Benny and Ernie are playing the firetruck game again, are they gay?
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