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When having vaginal intercourse, you flip the girl over briskly and stick it in her ass...
"First i fucked her in the pussy, then i flapjacked that shit and came up in her ass, unprotected and all!"
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when somebody cooks up a fresh batch of hot steaming pancakes, coats them thoroughly with a layer of rich golden syrup, and then proceeds to firmly smack them on the exposed butt cheeks of an unsuspecting victim
dude were you flapjacking last night because i got flapjacked so hard that the aunt jemima waxed my butt hair
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this is a sexual encounter in which the female is on top of the man (either riding or cowgirl) and the man is laying on his back and as she is bouncing on his penis, she rises too high and the penis slips out of the vagina and falls on the man's stomach, followed by the girl coming back down and flattening the penis against the stomach of the man.
Oh man my cock hurts so much today because the other day I got flapjacked by some heavy set broad.
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When your masturbating and you flip your dick over and under in your hands , just like flipping a pancake.
Wow, Steve is a real flapjacker.
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The act of putting ones pussy lips on anothers forehead
Man she got so loose that she flapjacked me.
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I got to stop by the bank and get some flapjacks.
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When your're wiping your ass, and you check the paper to see if you're clean. It's look clean but a flap of the toilet paper folded over the poop. So you get up and go about your day thinking you're clean. Then you get home and see that your underwear is ruined. You got jacked by the flap. You got flapjacked.
*taking off clothes after a long day* *sees stain in underwear* Oh man! I must have gotten flapjacked.
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