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A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.
Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab.
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the combination of the words "faux" and song. Use to describe songs which employ beats and rhythm, but no actual singing.
Used in a sentence: "OMG, have you heard Kesha's new fong?" or "OMG don't you love that new G6 fong"
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Derieved from the word bong. The word fong is the definition of a bong made from a fog machine.
Hey man, you looked baked. Were you hittin the fong?
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a gender neutral replacement for mom or dad.
sorry i can’t come over today, big fong grounded me.
Faux-Fong - Refers to Chinese stir-fry, made at home. That's right - It's not authentic, but it's simple and easy!
Let's face it, the best Chinese food is found in the many Chinese restaurants around town, offering a multitude of flavors and ingredients. The thing is, sometimes you want the food but don't want to get out....even for take-out. So, what to do?
Faux-Fong - the basics:
1. Meat (or Tofu) of your choice.
2. Package of frozen Stir-fry Veggies.
3. Envelope of Stir-fry Seasoning.
Adventurous? Impress her with these:
1. Rice
2. Tea
Her: Raining tonight, how about a movie and take-out?
Him: Sounds great....but take-out? It's raining cats 'n dogs out there!!
Her: I'd love some Chinese tonight!
Him: Hmmm.....Faux-Fong ok?
Her: Really, Sweetie? You'd make Faux-Fong for me?
Him: Sure!!
Her: You're the best!!!
A poorly designed version of the game Pong, most likely created using Visual Basic. Paddles may change size and leave smears, and the ball may leave marks behind as it moves.
This Pong Fong reminds me of Pong, but it sucks really hard.
"Fong kong" refers to something that is very obviously fake, plastic, or non-believable. It can also be used to refer to something or someone that tries desperately hard to be cool, but falls flat.
This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.
Desperado: "Hey Jerry, check out the boobs on that chick!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"
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