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A game you can play in prison in the showers. A convict will lather himself with soap, and the other inmates will form a two sided line. The runner will try to make it through the line without getting knocked down or slipping.
Frank tried to run the shower gauntlet last night, and he slipped and fell, landing face down. A big fella landed face down on top of him, and well, you can imagine it from there.
The Ultimate Drug Experience. Once completed, the user will feel as powerful as Thanos. In order to wield the gauntlet, one must be under the influence of the six stones at the same time.
Soul- Alcohol. One must get so drunk that they pour their very soul out to anyone who will listen.
Time- Weed. One must burn so much kush that they feel that time is coming to a standstill
Reality- LSD. One's own reality must be altered so much that they feel the ability to control all reality.
Space- MDMA. One must feel as if they are in a 90s rave. That much MDMA.
Mind- Shrooms. One must be able to unlock 100% of their brain power.
Power- Anabolic steroids- The strength of 100 men.
You won't feel so good when it all wears off
Peter was so high that he got the infinity gauntlet last night.
A plot device that is able to reset movie franchises.
*with Infinity gauntlet, thanos snaps finger*
Woman: I think we'll name our son Rian Johns....what?...Where did he go?
George Lucas: The galaxy far far away will be in great hands under the leadership of Kathleen Kenne-
KK: Mr. Lucas, I don't feel so good...
George Lucas: You're all right.
KK: I don’t know what’s happening.. I don’t want to go.. please.. I don’t want to go. (as she fades away)
KK: Mr. Lucas, I’m sorry.
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when students at eckerd college get drunk and need something to do they streak across the buildings which are built VERY closely to one another. making it an easy climb when on the stairs, while other drunken hippies/jocks/rich kids stand around watching
man1: im so drunk dood but im soooo bored!
man2: me to man, hey hey i dare you to run the Eckerd-gauntlet!
man1: oh dood you are so totally on dood!
later on:
man1: oh shit man how do i get down security is coming after me!
man2: youre on your own (runs away)
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The long pathway you must encounter in certain social setings that is chock full of douchebags who all have some sort of witty comment fueled by either liquid courage or the delight they find in eachother's company.
This is mainly experienced by younger, more attractive girls who have to walk past a crowd that is typically all males dressed very similarly, drinking the trendy drink of the week and being extra single and alone.
Kendra- "The worst part of being a cocktail waitress is having to run the Douche Gauntlet every time I pick up a round of drinks from the well."
Trina- "Oh, I know .. . . . try making your way to the bathroom past all of the ass hats"
1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"
2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.
"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."
"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."
WoW guild, situated on Defias Brotherhood (EU). The lesbo crew managing the guild always makes sure their pussies never run out of sand.
The phrase is consequently used to describe a situation where hell would be a preferred place to be.
"Man, it feels like I'm in the Crimson Gauntlet"
"Tough luck, dude"
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