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Doing/saying something purely in the interest of self-amusement.
"These jokes aren't funny at all." "They're funny to me, and that's all that matters."
A delicious snack cake that you don't want to share with anyone else. Common examples would be: chocolate cream filled cup cakes, Ring Dings, Ding Dongs, Suzy Q's, Little Debbies, Zingers, Drakes Cakes, etc.
Yo bro' back off my greed cakes! I'm gonna woffenberg them all by myself.
The desire for a person to have a “nicer,” more aesthetically pleasing booty/butt/hip area; sometimes reaching levels of clinically addictive behavior.
This is achieved by varied means including exercise, surgery (i.e. Brazillian butt lift by fat transfer, implants, injections of varied substance).
“Nicer,”/more aesthetically pleasing is subjective but often includes desire for more size, projection, proportion, shapeliness, ect., often described as “badunkadunk,” “pop,” “pow,” “back,” ect...
The “greed” often begins to develop by seeing a “nicer” booty than the observer has. The observer may then take action towards this “nicer” look via some of the methods mentioned above.
However, like greed of most anything, once one gets a “taste,” in this case having a nicer booty, the desire/greed becomes stronger.
For example, many women who have Brazillian butt lift surgery, with fat transfer and/or implants, often return for a “second round.” In some cases, even multiple “rounds.”
This desire/greed often strengthens until the individuals’ aesthetic booty goals are met. However, due to certain factors, including but not limited to, an individuals’ self perception and cultural influences (i.e. pop icons such as Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj who are known for their pronounced booties, and for who many find appealing), some develop an ever greater, sometime clinically addictive seemingly never ending desire/greed for more and/or a “nicer,”/more aesthetically pleasing booty.
After her first Brazillian butt lift surgery she loved the results of her nicer booty; but was in so much pain she said she would never go through such suffering again. However, after the pain subsided, and she experienced how much attention, affection, and envy her new booty brought her, she became hooked- she got “booty greed;” she wanted even more, so she went back for another round of Brazillian butt lift surgery, regardless of the pain-to her it was worth it.
Damn! Did you see that girl’s booty? She must have had it “done,” maybe even more than once! That girl caught the booty greed!
Seeing the results of her friends’ Brazillian butt lift, including the aesthetics, attention, and envy it brought her, she developed an ever stronger desire for a nicer, surgically enhanced booty. She had caught the greed-the booty greed...
the pursuit of individual goals associated with excessive and unequal ownership, use or hoarding of wealth or resources with disregard for the damaging effects on other individuals, communities, organizations, society as a whole or the planet. Greedism is associated with the the philosophy of " greed is good " articulated by the character of Gordan Gecko in the movie " Wall Street" It underlies the Global Economic Downturn and the behaviour of individuals and organizations associated with it. See also racism, sexism, colonialism
Bernie Sanders has indicated the greed-ism which underlies Wall St. Greed-ism operates like racism and sexism to unfairly distribute power and resources but now based on ideology rather than race or gender.
Combination of "greeting card" and "greed," describing a personal greeting card that you get in the mail that has money or a check in it.
A greeding card from Uncle Ralph, sweet.
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The conviction that your life is worth more than the lives of others. It often leads to indirect murder through organ reception.
People with life greed are happy to get fresh organs almost immediately in countries where there is non-consentual organ removal from the powerless - the poor, minority groups and political prisoners.
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Originating from speed camera, commonly used by car magazine max power to explain the REAL reason the pigs have these annoying devices all over the place. Used to make money to buy more donuts.
I got flashed by a greed scamera on way home, thats £60 down the shitter.
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