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1. A no call or a no show at work.
2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances.
3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs.
4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired
5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in
to work on a given day.
"Chris must of pulled a hoppo holiday because March madness started"
"The head of HR asked Chris into her office to talk about all the "hoppo holidays" he took in the past month"
"Our boss asked us if Chris had pulled a "hoppo holiday" because of the Phillies home opener.
A glass of wine filled close to the top of the glass, vs. just around half the glass as is usually the case.
Bartender, l'll have a glass of Chardonnay, and please make it a holiday pour.
The guy below me obviously knows nothing about great punk music,
but this is actually an amazing song by the most influential punk band in history, Dead Kennedys.
Go listen to it, now.
Its a holiday in cambodia
Its tough, kid, but its life
Its a holiday in cambodia
Dont forget to pack a wife
- Holiday in Cambodia-Dead Kennedys
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Having sex before, during, and after the holidays.
Me and your daughter will be holiday stuffing this Christmas.
The period of time between Christmas day and New Years Day, like the peice of skin between your nutsack and butthole.
'How was your Christmas Eric?'
'It was ok, but the Holiday Gooch was much better!!'
'Dude, where were you last night, it was New Years eve!?!'
'Sorry man, I spent my entire Holiday Gooch wrecked so I crashed out last night instead.'
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A female, which you have not spoken to in a while, that calls/texts a couple days before a holiday such as Christmas or Valentine's Day with the intention of acquiring something (presents, attention..)
(phone rings)
John- who is that?
Moe- Crystal
J- thats the 4th fucking time in the past 2 hours
M- Oh yeah Sweetest's Day is tomorrow.
J- she's being such a holiday hoe
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Toast that is allowed to go cold and then butter applied, then eaten.
Dude 1 - "Hey dude, you tried that 'Holiday Toast'? its tasty!"
Dude 2 - "No! Fuck you!"
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