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The point of no return in a long tedious meeting when attendee's brains are no longer capable of rational thought, and all meaningful contributions generate into Jimmy Saville impressions
Like an event horizon, once crossed there is nothing you can do to go back.
dave: i know this meeting's dragging on, but we need to come to a decision.
paul: OK, ok, now then - (preparing to make a salient point)
(gary): now then now then
(jim): jewellery jewellery
paul: no, look I'm serious. Dave, do you...
(sally): ...like the music of Showaddywaddy?
(gary): OK that's it folks, we're over the Saville Horizon. We're not going to get any further - let's come back to this tomorrow
(meeting ends)
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A (0.00001% chance) very handsome/sexy person that is the nicest person u will know. the other 99.99999% is a fat ass fuck who eats every 5 minutes and also simps over her and calls her space milf and also is gay.
person1:hey wanna meet up?
person2:sure
person1:but before that who do you main on apex?
person2:space milf(horizon)
person1:GET A LIFE YOU FAT FUCK
in the end is your a horizon main please go touch grass
The moment during a drunken sexual encounter, where, depending upon your state of arousal, your member is either going to achieve full-staff or shrivel back to the size of a black hole singularity.
I tried to nail my wife last night, but was so shit-faced drunk I only made it to the erect horizon and then passed out.
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The region of a black hole in which gravitational forces are strong enough to prevent matter or radiation from escaping. the only known nature formation of a perfect spherical structure. only gravity waves reach out from within the event horizon
"The exscape velocity at the event horizon is greater than the speed of light, nothing exscapes!"
"Once your reach the event horizon there is no turing back."
"The event horizon of a black hole is a perfect spherical structure."
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The outer edge of the stink sphere caused by a rank, nasty fart, air-biscuit, SBDF or the like. Derived from Stephen Hawking's description of the edge of influence of a black hole's gravitational pull. Once you cross the event horizon of a black hole, there's no going back. Once you cross the event horizon of a fart, you will wish you never did.
1. When Trimble reached my event horizon his head snapped to the side like he was bitch slapped by Arnold.
2. Joe was walking briskly into my office until he hit my event horizon, his forward motion then halted abruptly as if he had hit a brick wall.
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The point of no return near the vagina or anus. The penis will be attracted to enter either hole, but until it goes beyond that hole's event horizon, sex proper has not yet begun.
However, not going beyond the event horizon does not imply that sex will last longer, as the erotic and sensual forces upon the penis that close to the event horizon can result in premature ejaculation.
Professor: As one approaches the event horizon it becomes harder and harder to keep from entering the black hole.
Student: LOL, harder.
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No Line on the Horizon is the twelfth studio album by Irish rock band U2. It is released on 27 February 2009, comes after the longest gap between studio albums in the band's career.
This album is strongly expected both by U2's fans and critics who make a living in them, and it turned out to be a controversal one, since it appears that more people don't like it.
This album is still a unprecedanted and epoch-making one.
1. This year’s preoccupation with commercial success at the Grammys shuts out U2’s No Line on the Horizon
2. The BBC has admitted coverage of the launch of U2 album No Line On The Horizon last February, went too far - giving "undue prominence" to the band.
3. U2's virtual fans really love No Line On The Horizon last February
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