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A completely worthless gas pig piece of crap. A status symbol built for armchair soldiers and idiots who are trying to look cool.
A Hummer sucks gas, sucks crap, and sucks dirt. They suck.
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A spasticated, wannabe, faggotmobile civilian copycat military vehicle.
''Damn lad, what the fuck you doing in that? Where'dya nick it? The RAF base? You fuckin pussy!''
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A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96' 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a woman's head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel.
Hummer, the car that says: "I have a small penis."
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1) An extremely large vehicle once intended solely for heavy-duty amphibious use by military personnel, now common in civilian transportation.
2) An act of fellatio in which the woman hums while performing.
My foot was crushed to pieces when the Hummer backed over it.
I received a hummer last night and reached climax rather quickly.
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A blow job that incorporates humming, moaning or any other type of noise that creates slight vibrations in the throat heightening the entire experience for the suck-ee.
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When a girl goes down on a guy and makes his willy want to cry while mumming.
Angel gives GREAT hummer, not your mom.
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When a girl tosses off a man while at the same time sucking his balls and humming causing vibrations giving mass pleasure.
"Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a hummer."
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