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A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.
They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!
Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*
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*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
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To speak of a conversation that is imaginative and yet hypothetical and that is not a waste of time to speak about
I love to have hypothetical speaking imagination conversations with my friends.
The age-old "easy for you to say" confirmation that you would indeed be kind/liberal with extra resources **if you had them**.
A "classic" tongue-in-cheek reference to hypothetical generosity is related in the humorous short story "Downeast Socialism", by Maine humorist Marshall Dodge: Ethan Robay was tellin' Enoch Turner 'bout the lectshuh he'd heard Norman Thomas give about Socialism. "It's all 'bout SHARIN', Enoch --- with socialism, a fella SHAYUHS ever'thin' with his neighbuh."
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
A wiki hosted on Wikia for tropical cyclone enthusiasts who want to make articles for all kinds of tropical cyclones regardless of strength or location.
A friend invited me to contribute on the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki.
A website hosted on Wikia/FANDOM where weather enthusiasts can create fictional, hypothetical hurricanes.
I heard he planned to join the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki earlier this week.
Cooch that you could have gotten at a specific moment, yet did not fully achieve. If you have rejected a girl and/or did not capitalize on a cooch opportunity, you have had hypothetical pussy
Lee had some serious hypothetical pussy when the girls were staring at his gray sweatpants
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Hym "It's not a hypothetical though. I am a Tyrannosaurus rex that turned into a man. Did you see the fossils? The transformation fossilized my bones."