Do you want fries with that?

The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.

"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.

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I know you want to

Used as a sarcastic response to someone saying "Fuck you"

Rando: Fuck you!
Me: I know you want to.

Rando: 😤

do you want a medal?

smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase

"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"

"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"

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cry all you want

You can't unfuck your mother 😎

person 1: I did ya mom.

person 2: NOOOOOOO ;-;

person 1: Cry all you want, You can't unfuck your mother.

Pay What You Want

A trend gaining momentum by which diners at restaurants choose what they pay for their meals.

Let´s face it, no more fancy restaurants, this is the Pay What You Want Economy

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do what you want

When told to "Do what you want", your interpretation of that sentence may seem to come simply at first. You may be thinking the person telling you this DOES indeed want you to do what it is YOU want.

However, if you are of the male gender, and a female says this to you (ESPECIALLY IF YOU AND SAID FEMALE ARE ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED) there is a decent chance that this person does NOT want you to do what you want to do. In fact, chances are they want you to do the OPPOSITE of what you want to do.

You may be asking "But why?? Why even ask if there is already an expected response...?". And there's an easy answer to that: women never have a simple answer.
So guys, next time a lady tells you to "Just do what you want", maybe think twice before acting.

Zach: "What would you like to do after the dance?"

Maddi: "Oh, it doesn't matter. I don't really care. You can just do what you want."

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yes dear, if you want

what you say when you're pussy-whipped.

"Nigga do my laundry."
"Cook my dinner."
"Give me $100 for my hair."
"Eat this pussy like you should."
"NOW NIGGA!!!"
"Yes dear, if you want."

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