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A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.
That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.
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The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.
Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.
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The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose
Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.
When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)
"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"
When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.
Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.
Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.
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transfix or pierce with a sharp instrument.
2.display (a coat of arms) side by side with another on the same the same shield, separated by a vertical line.
The impaled arms of her cousin