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A device to offend the counter culture.
If this iPod's popular it must be rubbish!!!
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the same thing as a Creative Zen in all respects except it looks a little cooler and costs twice as much.
-hey i got my 60 gig Ipod ofr just $500!
-you dumbass, I got my 60 gig zen for $250!
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a musical device which is the top fashion accessory, though WILL break several times and 'get on ur tits'.
On purchasing an iPod, you are garanteed to have a set of headphones that WILL break within several weeks.
this results in frustration, and a decrease in penis size.
"dude my weiner is shrinking!"
"get ur iPod fixed"
"nah, it'll just break again"
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I bought one of these with my saved money. iPods are a waste of space on earth.
1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.
2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours
3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.
4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time.
5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.
Seriously. Go die, Apple.
"Holy crap, you have an iPod! That's so cool! How many songs does it hold?"
"Five thousand."
"How many do you have on it?"
"About 200."
"Why the shit did you get a 20 GB then"
"........I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you"
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When old dears can't quite get the pronunciation right! Usually occurs when shopping for a teenage grandson/daughter. Misconception of the popular musical device.
"Excuse me young man, could you please direct me to where the ipodes are found? My Gradson wants one for christmas."
"Hello sir, do you supply compact disks for the "ipode" as my grandaughter put it?"
"I wonder if I could get Vera Lynn on an ipode record?"
"Young people these days. Back in my day the only thing you could do was play scrabble! All these computors, television programmes and so called ipodes are corrupting this country!"
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Expensive mp3 player designed by Apple.
Apple has conspired a master plan to ensure you pay the most possible for one of these nifty music boxes. But their plan doesn't stop at just at the main product, it goes on to all the carrying cases, the iPod docking stations, the FM radio attachments and the horrible program, iTunes.
Stan: Hey man, can i see your iPod?
Joe: Dude, with all the money I put into this thing I'm not letting anyone touch it, not even me. It's locked in a safe in my basement with all its assesories I bought for it.
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The iPod is an mp3 player made by Apple, Inc. It looks cool and costs a crapload of money; and for what? The looks and the right to say "omfg i have an ipod"
LOOK AROUND YOU, PEOPLE; there are thousands of mp3 players out there that have 10 times a many cool things it does, for CHEAPER than an iPod.
Thats my opinion
will YOU waste your money on that status symbol? i sure wont
"I'm a rich kid that wants to look cool... Lemme go get an iPod because everyone else is doing it"
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