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1. A combat law enforcement agent and mediator in Square-Enix's Final Fantasy Tactics Advance for the GBA. These individuals would oversee the battle and enforce the daily laws with rewards for performing recommended actions, and punishment for breaking the law. Later in the game, said laws could be counteracted with special law cards, which could erase and create new laws.
2. An elite branch of the Archadian Imperial Military from Square-Enix's Final Fantasy XII for PS2. These distinguished warriors wear unique and elaborate suits of armor that mirrored the armor of the above judges.

1. Weak, Fire was outlawed and I accidentally used my fighter's Backdraft! Now the Judge just sent him to prison!

2. Holy crap, I'm up against some Judge and a handful of Imperial Soldiers... Gotta kill the weaklings first...

by aka_Pyro May 10, 2007

15πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Judge

To pull on your dong or another's dong

I judge in the corner

by Timmythe Cruel February 2, 2007

11πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Judge

Another word for an autistic child.

The reasoning behind this is because in the late 1800's judges in court systems were only hired if they had clinically diagnosed aspergers/autism.
Also because most male humans named by this have un-diagnosed autism or aspergers and is unresponsive to other humans who try to interact with this "Judge"
Studies show only 5.9% of Judges are not autistic or Filipino leaving 94.1% having those characteristics.

Kid: HEY JUDGE YOU FAGGOT!
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.

Kid: HEY JUDGE YOU FAGGOT!
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.

by Cool Cat Copolsde June 13, 2011

6πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Judge Labeled

Someone judging a person that they do not know and with little to no information, giving them a derogatory label as a result of their bias. Thus, drawing a conclusion about the kind of person they are based on said label.

β€œThat guy legit said I must be a slut if I drink tequila shots. He obviously judge labeled us from across the bar”

by Unzipped Intentions July 10, 2020


Russian Judge

A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.

Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.

After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 14, 2018

34πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Judge Cheeto

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.

Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"

by Potato Sack June 12, 2009

25πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Judge Dredd

Lawman of the future, a 22nd century judge, jury and executioner from the pages of the British comic 2000AD.

Dredd is the most famous and feared of the Judges in Mega City One, and is considered hard but fair. Has saved the world numerous times in the comics.

Recently had a video game, Dredd Vs Death, and was played in a 1995 movie by Sylvester Stallone.

"You'll never take me alive, Dredd!"

by The Lone Magpie April 8, 2005

77πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž