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-Hey what is that?
-Oh it's a Kel meme, all Kel memes are cannon
The key tornado is the immaculately timed act of planning the ejaculation with the water tornado whilst draining the bath resulting in the spiral descent of semen . Bonus points if your mum or dog is in the bath with you.
Ami: hey bro what did u do last night?
Kelman: just some drugs and pulled a cheeky Kel Tornado
(Seinfeld) An alias that Jerry comes up with so that he can gain access to an apartment for sale during the Puerto Rican Day Parade, so that he can watch the end of the Mets game. Art Vandelay and H.E. Pennypacker also the same scene to gain access to the apartment.
"Not Pennypacker. 'You know him?' I wish I didn't. Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding war. But this time, advantage Varnsen!!!"
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A name Jerry Seinfeld used when he answered the phone as Vandelay Industries.
Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. How may we help you?
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KIND AND SEXY PERSON.. LOVES TO HAVE FUN..ANGERED EASLY.AMAZING SEX.. GOOD IN BED .. BIGHTEN UP A PERSON DAY... LOVES KIDS..SHE IS AWSOME!!!IRRISABLE
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A HUGE part of my childhood.
Along with The Simpsons (when it was still mildly funny),that cartoon about the shrimpy thingies that live under the sea with lil' tooty things on their heads and not forgetting the *wondrous* Little Bear Stories.
I loved it at age 8-10,now I just think it's creepy....
Kenan and Kel,a comedy American show about *ZANY!!!* black teenagers.One of them had a prominent addiction to orange soda,the other was a fat nark with NO chance of getting laid....OH MY GOD! It was racist!!!!
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When your ex wife steals your money to spend on drugs for her bull dyke girlfriend.
That bitch kel-ced the fuck out of that bastard Caveman.