Argh lassy

A multifunctional phrase that is used to express almost any feeling or mood in any sentence at any time or place.
The phrase can be used solely and doesn't have to be accompanied by an explanation or elaboration.
The phrase Must be pronounced in an Scottish accent (if you can't do it don't use the phrase...)

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh lassy!!!"
"Argh lassy, why did McEuan have to die..."
"Argh lassy, let us drink and rejoyce for the birth of our 14th son.
"Cheers! Arrrgh lassy!"

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Cherry lassi

When you pop her cherry and nut inside of her

Me and that girl I was telling you about made cherry lassi last night. Should have seen the state of her sheets, but just know the state of her insides must be something else right now after the way I mangled that A5 briyani nyash

Lychee lassi

When your having sex with a pregnant woman and her water breaks but you still keep going

Yo g, did you hear Gazza was making some Lychee Lassi the other night?

salty lassi

An indian drink, akin to a milkshake but with yogourt, served chilled. However, the salty lassi is mixed with semen, to provide a much saltier taste, making the drink all that better. Usually, the semen is fresh from the lassi maker to provide maximum flavour and enjoyment.

Man, I ordered a lassi, but this one tastes salty. I hope our waiter didn't make it a salty lassi for us...

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lassy tass

to fuck a lasso

I went bull riding and was bored so i lassy tassed.

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Open-door Lassie

The act of taking a shit with the bathroom door open, performed by a female.

"bro where's Sarah? "
"Oh she's just taking an open-door Lassie"

Sassy lassy

Someone who is stupid.

-DS

Dog: Feed me I'm starving.

Man: What about that big ol' bowl of Dog Food over there?

Dog: That doesn't count you sassy lassy.

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