Lettuce

leh·tuhs
A medium, non-circular sized vegetable usually associated with being ingurgitated by rabbits. It is green and bland tasting like many other vegetables which are similarly grown on fertile lands such as on the vast farms of Mauritius.

Person 1: Hey whats up fam, watchaeatin
Person 2: Not much. Just some lettuce which conveniently fits into my bowl
Person 1: Bruh. We all know lettuce aint a circle!

lettuce

1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.

"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"

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Lettuce

The green stuff you throw at a Jessica.

Person 1: Hey look, it's a Jessica.

Person 2: Give me the lettuce.

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Lettuce

A vegetable grown in the the soil. An all season vegetable that is grown. Can at times have ADD, but nonetheless they are the best vegetables out there.

Most often go by the name Ahmad or Kawoos!!

can be found at your neighbourhood fresh slice pizza, and or metrotown Espirit locations

Lettuce came running in to the crowd of people and told a good joke.

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lettuce

A blow-job, as in "head" of lettuce.

Julius: Look at the dick-sucker on that little baby!

Cadillac: Yeah, I bet she gives great lettuce.

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Lettuce

Nickname for money, cash.

Muthuh fuckuh boosted my lettuce at the party.

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lettuce

another term for weed. origin linden new jersey

i want to get some lettuce because i want to get high .

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