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A scientifically tested theory that proves the following:
1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.
2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is pissed off that he is driving a minivan.
The following observations conclude the following:
No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.
Of course! A woman driving a minivan 30 miles an hour on the interstate. Do you need any further proof of minivan theory?
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Related to the shocker, (two in the pink, one in the stink), Mom's minivan is performed with two fingers in the "pink" and a fist in the "stink."
Lady: Wanna do something special tonight, sweetie?
Lady's Partner: Sure honey! Would you like to try out Mom's minivan?
Lady: Golly, that sounds swell! Why would an act be called such a silly thing, though?
Lady's Partner: You know...two in the front, FIVE IN THE BACK!!!
Five in the front, five in the back.
Me: Dude, I totally gave Lisa a Mexican Minivan last night!
Jim: How was it?
Me: Awesome, except i clenched my fist after it was inside, pulled out a handful of poop.
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1. usu. Disparaging. Slang term for suburban teens that listen to gangsta rap while driving around in their parents minivan, or other family car.
2. Stereotypical suburban youth trying to emulate big city rappers.
Look at that minivan gangsta shouting at his friends out of the sliding door!
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The act of sticking two fingers in a woman's vagina while your friend double-fists the ass. Hence there are two in the front, 10 in the back.
wanna give bridget a mexican minivan with me?
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Having anal sex with a soccer Milf
Last night I was totally packing a minivan
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correct name of "Mums 4 Liberty" terrorists
Moms for Liberty, recently rehabbed by national media as "joyful warriors," are all a fraudulent, dark-money-funded, steaming pile of horseshit masquerading as "grassroots movement". which is exactly why Minivan Taliban started trending on Twitter.
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