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A local hippie usually standing outside of a Grateful Dead concert mixing moonshine and tying to cast spells on people. A Moonshine Mixer will most likely have long greasy hair, walk with a staff, weave clothing out of hemp, and throw around magnetic hematite zinger balls. Their moonshine is top notch and probably has a radically high alcohol content. Most policeman are to frightened to go near them.
Negeen: Dad, look at the witches and warlocks stirring up their pots! I'm fricking afraid!
Peetri: No worries, baby! Thats just a Moonshine Mixer.
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'the greatest invention in mankind' - Marlen Sittampalam
the stand mixer is literally the most overrated jaunty piece of machinery that exists, they normally cost like 60 quid but some idiots may choose to buy them for more. what is the point, if you have one of these, you are definitely the type of guy to send pictures of it to everyone flexing. People who own stand mixers definitely have maths tutors and fail their ad maths exams at gcse. you are a fat neeklen.
Marlen Sittampalam: 'I spent £500 on a stand mixer and it was half price!'
A Dirty Mixer is when you mix a combination of excrement, ear wax, belly button fluff and snot all on your finger and then eat it.
Yoo where you at Zanders party last night, Adam was so wasted and ate Liams huge Dirty Mixer .
ONE CRAZY ASS PARTY WERE IT COST 10$ TO GET IN AND THERE'S NON-STOP GRINDING. lots of gogo, and located in DC. BIGGEST MIXER OF THE YEAR.
Back to School Mixer, Gonzaga Mixer
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A sexual act where one anally penetrates a person with extreme constipation. Thereby resolving said condition.
Ah nathan, I haven’t had any Mucinex this week!
No worries babe, we can do the cement mixer tonight by candlelight.
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In baseball, when a pitcher throws a slider that doesn't break and hangs in the trike zone. It becomes an easily hitable pitch.
The reliever threw a cement mixer and the hitter crushed it for a grand slam.
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Phrs. Not quite in touch with reality, in a dreamy state. (Merseyside British use)
"Have you seen Debbie lately? God, she's really away with the mixer, i'n't she!"
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