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Whatever bodily liquid you wake up in from the night before.
Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.
Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!
The moment you wake up, you grab your phone and take a picture of yourself while still in bed.
The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.
Jane: Is that what you looked like when you woke up?
Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.
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when someone (usually a guy) wakes up with a deep, gravely voice and it makes us wanna have their kids.
girl: yo can you call me when you wake up?
boy: i mean yeah, but why?
girl: ...morning voice.
The stuff on your eyelid when you wake up
Person 1:I was soo tired this morning
Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!
The Morning Buzz is the first buzz of the day. It is in relation only to the Dokha tobacco which is smoked from a medwakh that is popular amongst UAE teens. The Morning Buzz can be smoked in the morning, afternoon and evening as long as it’s the first buzz of the day no matter the time.
Bro come alley I need my morning buzz before school.
Yo, can you fill me up just a head of Dokha for my morning buzz.
Man I haven’t buzzed all day I need my morning buzz now.
The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.
Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.
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