Murf

OK, here we go. One more time........"murf" is most commonly used a an abbreviation for the word "motherfucker" but can also be used as a term of endearment or brotherhood not unlike the word "nigger" or "nigga" has been used in the recent past.... Another type of use for the word "murf" would be to refer to any particular itme you wish to speak about... Do you understand now that murf is one of the most wonderful words on the planet as it can be used so broadly? It can be used rudely, lovingly, angrily and pleasantly all within a matter of moments regardless of the situation.....long live murf, hail to murf...it is simply one of the greatest words in existence today...

Lets say you meet an old friend you haven't seen in a while, you would say to him/her...."whatup murf, man its been too long, how ya been?"
Here is another example in a sentence.....let's say you were at a party with some friends and and needed another beer from the refrigerator as your friend offered one to you. You would then say....."yeah dude,let me get one of them murfs"......and then you could say "thanks murf" after he gave it to you.
You might say something like this....."push me murf, push me murf, you are fuckin with the wrong man. Keep fuckin around and im gonna kick your ass murf."

15👍 59👎

Murf

To clean up ones masturbatory semen with a common clothing item, such as a T-shirt that was lying on the floor

Sally dont touch that shirt, I Murfed with it

14👍 59👎

Murf

When one farts from his penis. Like a queef, but for a man.

Dude, I think I just murfed.

14👍 59👎

murf

To get hurt, messed up; to hurt someone or to hurt yourself.
Also can be used replacing the words "hit" "kick" etc.

If you don't leave I'll straight out murf you son!

He jumped off the fence and murfed his face on the pavement.

His drunkass kept runnin' his mouth so I murfed him.

12👍 55👎

murf

mother you run from

oh shit! here comes that murf again!

12👍 57👎

murf

1. (noun) A person who is with less desirable traits, inferior intelligence, etc

2. (verb) the act of eating babies or fetuses

1. Joe is such a murf

2. I heard John got caught murfing behind the abortion clinic again.

10👍 54👎

murf

a person that comes into your house and an eats all your food then leaves with a box of crackers.

i went food shopping today and that murf came and ate all my food that fucking murf.

11👍 54👎