my name is brooke

Used when someone does or says something really stupid. Widely used in NJ.

Derived from when a student responded to a question about immigrating to the NJ suburbs from Brooklyn, to which the student responded "My Name is Brooke"

Person 1: The integral of sinx is cosx
Person 2: No it's -cosx
Person 1: Oh fuck
Person 2: Your name is actually Brooke
Person 1: Oh fuck my name is brooke

My name Chi

Her name Chi. (chi#4444)

Chi: My name Chi
@everyone: Her name Chi

My name Jeff

The best most op meme on the planet or should I say the universe.

1:Whats your name
2:My name Jeff
1:your the best

one on my name

Expression used as a goodbye among males to instruct one man to say the other man's name during climax with a girl in lieu of the girl's name. Often used among co-workers because if a man must work and cannot have intercourse, his name should still be heard among the copulating.

"Good work tonight Brian, one on my name, one on my name."
"One on my name, Jesús?"
"When you fuckin' and you pop, you say 'Jesús!' instead of your girl's name, cuz I'm workin!"

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is my name bob?

A rhetorical question used to mean 'no'. Can be used in pretty much all circumstances unless one's name actually is Bob, in which case it probably means yes.

Sir: Terrel, pick those pieces of paper up, now.

Terrel: Is my name Bob?

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my name's al

1). The last words you will ever hear
2). The words only allowed by he who shall not be named
3). A Behemoth
4). The ugliest creature on the face of the Earth
5). Not to be confused with his much calmer counterpart Pete

Sentence 1:

Shells: "Oh. Hey Al."
Alex: "Oh.. Hey."
Al: "No. MY NAME'S AL!!!!!!!" *punches Alex throught he wall

Clerk: "So what is your name sir?"
Al #1 "Al"
Al #2 "NO MY NAMES AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *rips Al #1 throat out

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my name is deez

When MaxMoeFoe is extremely inebriated, he will say this

Chad: We're gonna get a noise complaint
Max: My name is deez