An ancient remnant of social media from the 2000's that died off by natural selection.
"Lol remember when there was myspace?"
"Barely."
online website for making 'friends', and over 70% people up there will have the following things in their profiles:
1. has 'tila tequila' as their friend
2. the music they like include: my chemical romance, the used, green day, killers, or kottonmouth kings
3. they all hate drama and fake people
4. have a music video playing on their page
5. your computer is more likely to freeze when log on people's pages if you have an older model due to the over-decoration.
6. we will see this "This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor" somewhere in their profile
that's all I can think of right now
70% of myspace people have some taste of music.......
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People shouldn't be so hard on Myspace. It's a good site. Itβs basically a form of natural selection that helps to lower the population of stupid little spoiled rich shallow teenage girls, by having them raped and killed by internet predators.
Stupid little whore gets murdered by a myspace pedophile.
Her fault.
She should have learned how to use the internets properly.
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A site purely developed to make you feel like shit. A huge popularity contest. A way for teeny boppers to conform themselves even more, and for internet pedophiles to finally find friends.
Omg I was on myspace and I saw tha hawtessst boi everrr!!
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1. v. Wasting any/all of your time creating and/or looking at myspaces.
heyy!!! i was myspacing all day today and i saw yours! lol! its great! gtg bffl ily girlss ur the best :) ttyl <333
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Very strong internet crack
"Yo, bluhhhh, I gots ten pounds of MySpace right here. You'll be receiving comments and friends like it's nuffin'!"
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A license to stalk anyone and everyone who has access to this website.
You can find anyone you want, simply just by clicking on other people's myspaces until you find someone you think is "hot". Then once you're their "friend", you feel like you know so much about them and you've never even met them before.
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