know biblically

To have had sexual relations with someone.

I know biblically Sarah.

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biblical rhyme

When a person references something from the Bible in one of their rap songs.

Duder 1: "We are Burrito Chain. Throw it down like Abel and Caiiiiiinnnn."

Duder 2: "What the fuck dude!?! Did you just get a biblical rhyme in there?"

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Biblical Evolution

The act of interpreting the Bible differently based upon current social events. Although the words are not altered, the meaning behind the words are said to mean something different. It's also important to note, there is no common consensus in the interpretation. It's primary purpose is to argue and defense a losing position.

Atheist: "The Bible speaks of killing homosexuals. Read Leviticus 20:13."

Theist: "The meaning behind Leviticus 20:13 doesn't mean to kill homosexuals. It means that it's a sin punishable by death, but since Jesus paid for our sins and killing homosexuals is morally wrong, all they should do is repent."

Atheist: "Come on Theist, that's Biblical Evolution in which you're trying to change the meaning of the Bible. I call bullshit."

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biblical truth

Something one believes, for any of a number of reasons, that is hokey in its justification. This can be because it is in the bible, or because the information comes from the internet, and has not been confirmed in some real world setting.

Yeah, that's one of those biblical truths I keep hearing about. Do you just believe everything you read on the interweb?

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Biblical Times

An informal way of saying Old School Clothes

Dude: "Ay yo man. Look at my bathing apes. They're shit cool ain't it bruh?"

"No it ain't. The fuck is that Biblical times bullshit bruh"

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Quasi-Biblical

1. A term denoting a belief or system of beliefs having at least partial reference to, or derivation from the Bible. Often not substantiated by any widely accepted Judeo-Christian doctrine(s).

2. Inferences made from Biblical text not directly referenced or clearly established therein.

3. The system of beliefs held by the Jehovah witness currently standing at you're front door. Open the door and tell him he is a Quasi-Biblical piece of poop shit and that, no, you do not want a Jesus cookie.

Tom, you're beliefs are Quasi-Biblical. God did not create the Human Centipede on the 6th day of creation.

Biblical boofing

It's when you boof biblical cuz it's during church on Sunday.

The Methodist church are biblical boofing every Sunday at 2pm