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"A nation of racism towards England.
I have visited and lived in Scotland, so I know what I'm talking about.
They are obsessed with The Broons and Oor Wullie.
Like to wear kilts with nowt underneath them so they can expose their 2 inch penises.Kilted Klowns In Scotland"
Fuck Off! Well I am Scottish and I know that's naw true and I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
"People who have back grounds and ancesters who are Scottish" I'm sorry but as someone who was born in and still lives in Scotland, I would say that people who are Scottish are only people who were actually BORN here. Other people can say that their ancestors were scottish.......but that doesn't make them scottish.
To be Scottish, you must be able to agree to both of these:
1. Born in Scotland
2. Lived in Scotland
There are different dialects of accents in Scotland. On the West Coast, our accent has been influenced by irish settlers yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago. We say words like "Aye .... naw .... wit ..... aye right ..... eejit ..... pure .... nae bother .... dae ..... hing ......... hingmay ..."and usually miss out the 'g' at the end of -ing words "daein' ....... talkin' .....drivin' ...... eatin'"
Main football teams are Celtic and Ranger. Celtic supporters are known as Tims and Rangers are Huns.
I was born in Glasgow and brought up here in Scotland and have a scottish accent......therefore I am Scottish!
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1. Second Name Is 'Mac' Something
2. Ginger
3. Speaks Too Fast
4. Heavy Drinker
5. Sexist
6. Racist
7. Refers To Themselves As Scottish, Not British
8. Hates The English For No Obvious Reason Other Than Their English
wife : i wish you would help around the house more
husband : back tae the kitchen wi ye woman and get me a beer
scottish man : we scots are better than them english scum
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A brand of person, typically insane, drunk or some combination of. The Scots have a higher than average distribution of world class nutters. The strongest and most independent people on the planet, a colony of England. Unlike the Irish who managed to liberate the South all the Scottish have managed to get themselves is an assembly. Sir Sean Connery is the closest they have come to having a leader, he lives in the Bahamas.
Look at that nutter, he must be Scottish.
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Miserable, under evolved Englishman.
Keen on fighting,football, drinking and er, fighting. Often wears a skirt but denies such obvious transvestism by renaming such garments as "kilts"
Not guilty of the charge of sheep shagging which is practiced solely by the Welsh
1st Scottish Man-"Do ye wanna go oot and fight Angus"
2nd Scottish Man-"Aye", Let me just finish ma whiskey and put ma skirt back on"
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Typically a tight arsed robbing bastard who would steal the steam off of his mother piss!!
As tight as a scottish nuns fanny!!
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A people who think they are cool and popular like the Irish are but in reality are nowhere near as popular and admired as the Irish.
It is commonly thought that they may have invented the myth about a mythical sea dragon named "Nessie" that lives in as lake called "Loch Ness" to attract tourism to Scotland
The Scottish accent is harsh and unpleasing to some people.
Unlike lush green Ireland, Scotland is much colder and mountainous.
Latch onto the popularity of the Irish claiming "Celtic Brotherhood" when in reality, Where was all the "brotherly love" throughout History? when the Irish were being oppressed and persecuted by the British?
Are a member of the United Kingdom but have a minority political party promoting independance as they see how much Ireland is thriving as an independant country.
Have a ridiculously expensive parliament built with British taxpayers money.
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A society of people from scotland, above england
inheritantly prone to moaning about the english despite a long intertwined history including a scotish royal family (the stuarts)
also like to hate the english despite how we fund them and our taxes pay for your ..everything
known for kilts and whiskey
the scots or also known as Scottish
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