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1. a girl who only surfs because she desperately wants attention from the surfer guys. often seen wearing an impractical suit in the hopes it will "accidentally" come undone after a wipe-out.
2. a so-called "surfer girl" in a movie who is so obviously not a real surfer.
that girl from blue crush is such a board ornament. do people actually believe this shit?
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A blow job completed by the act of removing a woman's head completely from her body and placing it mouth first on the end of an erect penis.
Susan: Do you want a blow job?
Joseph: How about a hood ornament?
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a ghetto (hood) girl who is hot but totally into herself. demands lost of gifts and a very nice ride.
she is just beautiful and expensive arm candy.
very likely to go into vicous bitch mode without warning.
'Yo, 25cent be hookin' up with Laqueshia'
'Laqueshia? Who be Laqueshia?'
'Laqeshia be that hot ass biotch from Compton and MLK'
'Oh man, that girl aint nothin but a hood ornament'
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when you plow a filthy whore on the top of your buddy's car...thus making her a hood ornament...he will know of this event because of the ass cheek imprints and love juices left behind
that skank rachel made a fantastic hood ornament on top of an anonymous car after that party
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A person who loves and admires another person so much that they have their mouth permanently attached to the person's dick.
god darkz, are you viper's new fucking dick ornament?
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An object placed on an erect penis that stays there on its own. For example, a water bottle placed over the shaft would be considered a hood ornament .
Girl: Hey Daniel, I hear you're packing some serious hangage in them jeans...
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*
G: Dude, that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G: lol
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a pretty christmas decoration favoried by men of the gaysian variety, particularly in St. Louis
Nguyen loves himself some glass ornaments
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