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A new word used in the Oct. 2015 general conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by Elder Devin Durrant, which immediately became a social media sensation. Ponderize appears to be a combination of the words "ponder" and "memorize." Ponderize describes the act of selecting a verse of scripture, and posting it in a place where you will see it often. Whenever you see the scripture you will think about its meaning and how it applies to life.
After I ponderized the scripture “My father dwelt in a tent” (1 Nephi 2:15) I decided there is no way Joseph Smith could make that crap up... has to come from heaven.
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A word that means to 80% ponder and 20% memorize a text, usually verses of scripture. Ponderizing new scripture each week can uplift and inspire the ponderizer. Most effective ponderization occurs over a 20 year period.
When I ponderize I feel a greater desire to follow Jesus Christ and have an elevated place or my thoughts to go.
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(1) One who ponders puddles
(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.
Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.
Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*
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is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)
Look at that ponder of midgets
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Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.
Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.