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Former first-team goal-keeper of Krakow United quite some time ago. (True)
"And Romananovski has failed to take down the attacking striker, as he winds up for the shot and...WHATS THIS?! The goalkeeper is praying?! The shot is screaming towards the goal and...(ooooh, damn) That keeper is going to need a nosejob..." "You're right there Ken, maybe he should convert to priesthood."
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"Is that old dude the Pope?"
"Pope? He musy be one religious mother fucker!"
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Performing the duties of the Catholic Pope.
"I like Pope Francis. I can really get behind his Poping."
"This guy popes like a champ. Someone give him a freaking medal."
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To pope (examples)
Dude, I totally poped that chick.
I got poped in Paris (Hilton).
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A creepy ass old guy who is swimming in riches as he watches the rest of the world suffer. He acts like he cares about people but he doesn’t give a flying fuck. He just wants his $$$.
*Whole continent gets bombed*
Pope: “Oh how tragic.”
*Gets paid for speaking*
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Title of position given to a cardinal who becomes the leader of the Roman Catholic church. There have been 266 popes since the first Pope, Peter the apostle who was pope 2000 years ago with succession ever since. Often mistaken for a child lover due to sporadic scandals of corrupt priests and 'evil' due to rare popes who cheated themselves into and used the position for political power hundreds years ago while the hundreds of other men who became popes strove to make the world a better place. They also have the coolest car you will ever see even though they are amazing enough to forgive men who shot them multiple times out of stupidity for no reason other than their amazing love.
Did you hear about how that one guy didn't even press charges after being stabbed by that druggy even though they had full evidence?
Yeah pulling a JP2
What a pope.
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